If looks could kill, journalists would need a bodyguard! It seems like most delegates have developed a deep-seated grudge against press reporters and in just three short days, reporters have become the referees of a game nobody asked to play, catching delegates in the act of all sorts of things. Whether it’s typing up an essay on ChatGPT, getting their game on with the latest video releases during unmoderated caucuses, or watching Disney movies instead of paying attention, it’s clear the delegates are living their best lives.
The frustration is obvious; delegates have unleashed their feelings toward the press with all the subtlety of a runaway elephant in a glass shop. Some have resorted to colorful vocabulary that would make a sailor blush, while others have opted for the classic eye-roll and whispered “You’ve got to be kidding me!”
-Pranav Hegde